Mom survey...

So I came across this website that listed a bunch of funny things that kids say, and this survey was on the list along with the hilarious answers according to 5 year olds. I thought it would be fun to see what Mayson thinks. These are direct quotes: 1. What is something that mom always says to you? Be quiet. 2. What makes mom happy? When I stay downstairs when she's putting Roewyn to bed. 3. What makes mom sad? When I get hurt. 4. What does mom do that makes you laugh? Playing peekaboo. 5. How old is mom? 5. 6. What was mom like as a child? You would wear my slippers and my clothes. 7. How tall is mom? This tall (raised her hand up as high as she could). 8. What is mom's favorite thing to do? Play hide and seek. 9. What does mom do when you're not around? You're just at home. 10. If mom becomes famous, what would it be for? Jumping rope. (she's right, I rule) 11. What is mom really good at? Hula hoop. (I'm multi-talented) 12. What is mom not really good? When you're really small you can't reach the candy bowl. (?) 13. What does mom do for work? Takes the sashes back to Aunt Jenn's. 14. What is mom's favorite food? Rice (not really) 15. What is mom's least favorite food? Rice and yellow chicken mixed together. (?) 16. What makes you proud of mom? When you eat Fruit Loops, we want to eat those to. 17. What cartoon character would mom be? Uniqua (The Backyardigans) 18. What do you and mom do together? Everything, and color a lot and draw names (write). 19. How are you and mom the same? We both have gray shirts. 20. How are you and mom different? I like to mix colors in playdough and you don't. (true) 21. How do you know mom loves you? We kiss, and hug and squeeze to make it tighter. 22. Why did Heavenly Father give you your mom and not someone else's? Heavenly Father sent me to be you, and you to be me. 23. What's the difference between mom's and dad's? Dad's go to work and mom's stay home. 24. Why did mom marry dad? Because you love each other. 25. What does mom do in her spare time? Play hide and seek with us. 26. What would it take to make mom perfect? Eating the Cheerios all gone. 27. If you could change anything about mom, what would it be? Make you a little kid. 28. What's the difference between parents and kids? They watch big people shows and kids watch cartoons.